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scifi1694:

thegoddamazon:

laughingfish:

inflateablefilth:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

BEST PUNS EVER.

HE’S BREAD, JIM.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO TUMBLR IS KILLING ME TODAY

JESUS CRUST

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me since graduating high school

Me after I graduate high school

me while I’m still in high school

Me while I’m in university

Me in life

Me

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marcopuccini:

marco puccini

“mister buco”

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off-my-rocker:

Queens Boulevard (by gaspi *yg)

New York

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Anne Bancroft, Dustin Hoffman & Katharine Ross on the set of ‘The Graduate’ with director Mike Nichols, photographed by Bob Willoughby, 1967.

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thecharlieblogwithlove:

Entire post for Charlie? I think so c:

Gifs are not mine.<//3

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seducingwithawkward:

exuberant-imperfection:

heylookitsjon:

• 1 tbsp. butter, melted 
• 1 tbsp. white sugar 
• 1 tbsp. brown sugar 
• 3 drops of vanilla 
• pinch of salt 
• 1 egg yolk 
• 1/4 c. flour 
• 2 tbsp. chocolate chips

In a bowl, mix together the butter, sugars, vanilla, and egg yolk. Add in the flour and salt. Mix until combined. Add in the chocolate chips. Put the dough into a small microwaveable bowl, ramekin, or coffee cup. Microwave for 40-60 seconds or until the cookie looks done. Best served warm… Enjoy!

I MADE IT

IT’S AMAZING

lol just made it yum 

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I just made this one for fun~~XDD

Cuz I have a crush on both of them!!

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Made this for fun ~XD